| Three woman and their children were outside their psychiatrist`s office. The wily old doctor was able to diagnose any complaint after asking the patient a few questions. The first woman went in and the doctor asked her a few questions and proclaimed: "Madam, all you ever think is food! That is why you named you daughter Candy!" "Why," exclaimed the woman, "you`re absolutely right, doctor!" Then it was the second woman`s turn. She got the same treatment and the doctor pronounced: "Madam, you`re obsessed with the thought of money. That is why you named you daughter Penny!" "You`re right, doctor!" exclaimed the second woman and left. The third woman, who had been listening to all this, got up indignantly and said: "What rubbish! I don`t believe a single word you said. Obsessions indeed!" Then waving to her little son to follow her, she said: "Let`s go home now Dick." |